Total Medals Earned: 1,295 (From 181 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,125 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (90/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 13/20 (155/455 points)
It's time to learn some tricks
Team: step back then protect front line
Dominate! This is your only salvation
Cut! In the right place, at the right time
Master the craft of war
What a huge life form!
Your enemies - are enemies to each other
Get out of my corner
Try walking in their shoes
Is this place safe to hide forever?
Escape
Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible
This should be easy
Neutral wall
Between the devil and the deep blue sea
Run as fast as you can
Quick team trick
Behind the wall
Predator is the top life form - become him!
They have no chance to survive...
Medals Earned: 9/9 (355/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 14/16 (380/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Beat the entire game.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/205 points)
You destroyed his abs
His ribs are showing bro!
You Knocked him out
You won the fight!
You won the game rather quickly
At least his face looks better now
Not a scratch on your face
Medals Earned: 7/16 (195/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Smash EVERYTHING.
Push the hardest.
Win the race.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Activate it.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (40/140 points)