Recent Movie Reviews

Stainville Episode 2 Stainville Episode 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice to finally see something get a daily first that actually deserves it! Great job with the animation and the series so far, looking forward to more episodes.

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TOME Short: Hackers TOME Short: Hackers

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This was horribly obnoxious

I'm sorry, but that was just embarrassing to watch, I had to lock my door to make sure so one came in and thinks that I watch this kinda trash regularly. To say that the jokes were poorly timed would imply that anything in this mess could be considered a joke. In everything you do you actually manage to stuff in these really lame forced gay "jokes" that actually make gay really.. gay. The voices were really annoying too, I'm sure that was your intention, but there was way too much dialog in this "short " for it pass off as just these are bad guys and their supposed to sound like assholes.

I don't really want to go in the the characters or the story, I just didn't like them or it. One was really enthusiastic about breaking stuff on the internet and allegedly making "mad money" for doing so, and the other who was monotone was very cynical on the matter and for some reason brought up how this was cutting into his time playing sports(why?). I think the moral was you can still find enjoyment even if you hate your job, out of other peoples misfortune, even if they don't look like people and in fact deformed abominations. So yeah, I guess this had a point, messing with people is kinda fun. But regardless I found the characters very unlikeable, uninteresting and annoying, and that your portrayal of "hackers" to be very lame.

The animation, even if it's mostly tween's and awkward movement, didn't really bother me too much, I try to look past that and base my opinion off the content. But those colors are just ugly. From what a gather their supposed to be in some internet realm, but my god it just looks depressing, something similar to how I picture your imagination looking like. I know your colors take a lot of heat in reviews, but your characters just look dull and sad, it would be better if this was in black and white.

I almost felt obligated to review this just because the already shamefully low quality standards on this site manage to dip lower just for you. For most flash's that I dislike because I don't like the characters, voices or the plot, I can at least understand how some people might like it, but this? It blows my mind that theirs actually an audience that enjoys this. This is offensively bad.

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Kawaii Battle Stars Kawaii Battle Stars

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I try not to leave reviews on things that I'm in, especially when it's not helpful, but you did a great job! It was an honor not only just voice acting in the animation, but having a cameo, editing and proof reading this piece of shit It's just a shame that it wasn't received as well as we hoped by people who may or may not be seeking psychiatric help due to post traumatic stress induced from mass down voting.

You pass the class with a C+ -2points for excessive reused screaming

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Recent Game Reviews

Pokemon Gold: SB 2.0 Pokemon Gold: SB 2.0

Rated 4 / 5 stars

lot of good memory's here

Damn, I loved those games, haven't played this game in ages and don't really have time for the new ones. However, you should probably title it properly though, Gold and Silvers tracks have little difference between them, if at all. I mean it's not like you would make a Sliver version including one song exclusive to it, and I doubt you would receive criticism for leaving one or two out.

Over all, not too much a fan of soundboards, but I make exceptions when their done well and is of something I actually would to hear. This was much better the the first one, and hopefully you'll continue to improve. Also, good luck getting the file size upgrade, would be great to hear it in better quality, although I doubt Tom would grant you it, might have better luck asking another admin.

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Fatherly Bonds Da Game Fatherly Bonds Da Game

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I had to force myself to keep playing this

Artwork and music were great, but damn if this wasn't just another button smashing predictable beat em up game. There was very little diversity in the enemies, not to mention there was no story or cut scenes or anything memorable or addicting about this at all. Looks like you might have whipped this up in a day or two, probably might have used the same animations from your other stuff, I don't know. Replay value is very low.

Love your style, liked the music, just try to make something a little more interesting next time. I know this was probably just a rush job for Pico day, so thanks for at least putting something up.

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Princess Quiz Princess Quiz

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Congratulations! you are a true Princess!

Princess's don't live in caves, retard. Most of this quiz seems to be based off fairytale princess stereotypes, like who the fuck would wear glass slippers everyday or carry around a fucking magic wand. If I were a real princess and MY curfew was midnight, I would tell my parents to fuck off and to let me suck dick all night BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING I'M GOOD AT!

brb Hannah Montanas about to be on

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gamzlocker responds:

Thanks for your response. Hopefully you will find future material more entertaining.

Recent Audio Reviews

Charles Bronson Charles Bronson

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You're amazing!

fuck I love your music, catoblepas' animations complement this so well

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When I Lay You Down When I Lay You Down

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fucken 10

Fuck dude, this is great. Awesome beat, love the lyrics, worth getting the CD just for this. Would love to see more music from you. Keep it up in you, n****r!

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Recent Art Reviews

Jerry's Apartment Jerry's Apartment

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha, I saw this when you uploaded it on DA and was joking about the body in the bathroom being Newman. Great picture, love Kramers shoes.

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Nature Guardian Leo Nature Guardian Leo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great job Jesse, this one turned out really nice.

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The Farm: page 4 The Farm: page 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was great, interesting story, looking forward to more stuff from you.

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