Redfeather's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SS - Keys of our Past]

By order of the Reptilian Resistance

You will rue the day you brought about this Spirit Science series upon the naive and weak-minded Newgrounds community. You are not a Prophet or a Philosopher, but merely a peon of the Reptilian overlords, preaching their corrupt and altered truths about our existence on earth! If not to the author of these "lessons", but to the viewers! This man has been indoctrinated with the false beliefs and knowledge implanted through reptilian mind control!

We are brought up in society to be able to question what we read, watch, think and feel, regardless of how coherently composed and articulated it might be. Before you dare accept any of these ramblings as fact, please question the credibility of his sources; Conspiracy theorists, Psychics, Magicians and Cultists slowly feeding you bizarre new age pseudoscience bullshit!

Although these maybe playful ideas and interesting(absolutely ludicrous) concepts, these are crazy(hard to believe) cultist beliefs and are both stupid and dangerous. If you are truly looking for belonging and purpose, don't just go for what you see as interesting or different, even if they go about it logically, use your head! An open mind is only a good thing if you can back it up with common sense.

I must also say, along with other reviewers, that the style in which this is presented(surprisingly well composed despite the content and annoying voice pitch morph) is blatantly plagiarized from the escapists "Extra Credits". A fact that I would be shocked to hear a logical explanation for from an already known unoriginal, arrogant hack. I would be honored to receive a hilarious condescending response from a plebeian who believes he is of a higher life form.

RiverJordan responds:

Hey Redfeather! Glad you're doing well. Damn tho, you figured me out. The reptiles pay me big money to teach this stuff.

[The Many Kirbys Collab]

I actually didn't think this was good

There are so few redeeming quality's in this collab, the second I feel that the art and animation actually looks passable for mediocre, it's swamped down with dated references and tired awkward jokes with stupid facial expressions. The writing and voice acting were abominable, some of them so bad (Psychofig's segment) the only words I could use to describe it would have this review flagged as abusive. The last skit had me thinking you might have saved something decent for last, but that feeling was short lived as it progressed into the cringingly tasteless poison you made sure to make present in every skit

I suppose this is probably seen as a success to the autistic underbelly of the flash community, so I should congratulate you on at least mustering up to courage to message Tom, begging him to front page this out of pity and guilt for the shameful amount of time it took to make this piece of shit.

On the bright side, looking past your dated sense of humor and the embarrassing amount of time it took for you to put this collab together, I do see allot of effort put forth into both the animation and compilation (I mean hey, at least the flash plays and the skits are somewhat coherent), as well as potential seen in several of artists that participated in this, more surprisingly flashfire, given his age I wouldn't expect someone to be at that level of smug ignorance.

FlashfireEX responds:

The point where you said autism is where you pretty much blew your cover on the "constructive criticism" and blatantly told me that you're trying to be a massive dick. I'm sure you already know that I did in no way ask Tom to front page this. The next time you're making hate reviews, make it less obvious and you might achieve that sick amount of satisfaction you get from bringing people down.

[Paul Shuts Cory up]

This is fake, my hand is not a corkscrew

Cory never shuts up, he is big mouth for only big dick can silence him!

AxelTheNavy responds:

Only the mighty redfeather is capable.

[Link Misses His Target]

Copycat!

Without reading your description, I probably would have thought this was just another claw the target demographic in newgrounds, using an easily relatable theme that gets popular just because it's easy to understand (the secret to fame), not making fun of one.

The opening with credits thing looked weird and thrown together, but I'm pretty sure you wanted it look like that for some kindo of statment you were trying to make, so I guess you nailed it. At the end I could tell you were going for a "typical newgrounds fag"; blindly giving perfect scores, quoting and pointing out the obvious joke, but the lines were incomprehensibly fast, and of poor quality with an unfitting voice. That might have been the point you were trying to show; blah blah blah this is so good bull shit, but I think it would have benefited with a more appropriately fitting voice and script for it. The Navi voice was good, but nothing too special.

In the other Zelda target thing, like the guy said, it was a thing for school, it probably just hit a key, not to mention he's already won several awards, meaning his work gets featured regardless (not necessarily front paged 'featured', but put out there views wise) doubt he just wanted to put up a flash with little effort to get popular because he knew it would be easy.

Personally, I didn't like the Zelda target flash, although the style was good, it looked like there wasn't much time or thought put into it and I didn't find it funny or interesting, plus the responses to it bothered me (not to mention that it was front paged and won daily and weekly awards). However, your flash was done much better, the jokes were a hit and miss, but overall enjoyable. Good job and good point.

DannyP responds:

Yeah, I didn't really put much thought into that bit at the end. I just had the idea of "generic Newgrounds user gives blind praise and ends up getting hit by the stray arrow". Not having much in mind, I didn't wanna bother another voice actor, so I just did it myself. I was just trying to sound like some excited idiot, though that's certainly a voice I don't have experience with (I'm not exactly a voice actor and I just have an average mic), and it probably could've been better and stuff. I sped up intentionally for the part at the end since acknowledging flaws is a sort of side thought that's neglected by nearly everyone when it comes to a movie they enjoy.

Good to see there are people getting this and reviewing it fairly whether they liked it or not... though there are the defensive and the offended, so I guess this message won't reach many more people after tomorrow. Not that I think I'm some godly being, but I think my version's intensity executes the punchline better than the sloppy original and has other improvements. I can't help but wonder how this would've done if I didn't insult Newgrounds users at the end and if people weren't biased, but I guess I don't really care since this got the score I think it deserved.

[Sonic Chaos]

Wasn't watching it anyways

You actually managed to pop a meme subtlety and take a cliche game parody topic and make it amazing.. why is this even on newgrounds? I was surprised to see how little attention this flash got, you'd think it be a shoe in for a daily award. Your probably one of the most underrated flash artists here in my opinion, probably because your work sorta falls under a category between bestiality and child porn, it might be magic.

All I know is this flash is great and it's a shame this stuff is overlooked.. or maybe that's a good thing.

golfinho responds:

yummi yummi thanks

[Stuck!]

Probably not going to get out

The story, although intended to be very strange and jumpy was easy to follow, even if it made very little sense, I love going nowhere slowly. The character design was very original and gave it this disturbing feel to it which really worked in this animation. I especially liked your over detailed zoom ins, which is an overly neglected feature in most flash's trying to get that dark & artsy feel, but also essential to get the desired effect this is obviously trying to pull. probably not going to get back

The music is this was very fitting and surprisingly very good. Promoting the audio portal in my option is pretty interesting, it's often an overlooked feature on this site due to the fact that people would rather browse youtube for music. The audio portal is still great resource for music that may work for allot of animations that simply don't just dip into the "Ren and Stimpy soundtrack" to find fitting audio, not that I would ever steer away from old faithful, but works all the same. HEH

Very interesting flash, loved the concept, great music, not really down my ally, but you did a good job all the same. So yeah, I hated it, keep up the good work.

CoolDrMoney responds:

Well ok this is very good Im sorry you hate it bro!

But I have a confession...I used the ren and stimpy sound when the nervous guy goes crazy after his map gets eaten...sht

[The Legend Of Miyamoto 2]

I hate this so much!

This is such garbage fat wreck, what here you thinking! you need to go out side in some trees and get sex u fag!

MeaneyProductions responds:

......

you have sex with trees...?

[Elroy's Excrement]

I remeber my first time...

Also this was beautiful, a magical story of a father helping his son through his time of need.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

haha exactly! that retard tub of shit just needs to release some fluids